Machete!

UPDATED: Trailer up again!

“But they soon realized… they just fucked with the wrong Mexican!”

I CANNOT wait to peep this new Robert Rodriguez flick, badass Danny Trejo and an all-star backup cast: De Niro, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez..

This is a special Cinco de Mayo trailer as a big FUCK YOU to Arizona and its racist government.