Addicted

Grand Theft Auto. I feel like I’m 14 again. Jesus. I downloaded the Chinatown version on my iPhone, and I’ve been doing all I can to keep myself away from the lure of stealing cars and shooting me up some thug motherfuckers. At least now I understand why 8 to 18-year-olds are spending 7 hours a day (53 hours a week) consuming entertainment media, according to this recent Kaiser Family study.  But shit, when you can go around hustling people trading pounds of weed and kilos of coke, I guess that beats homework. Or in my case, getting any work done. God help us.